i hate cats
September 13th, 2006 by boon
Last night, two male cats were having a standoff on my lawn at 2am. If you don’t know what that’s like, it’s like the sound of two wailing sirens gone wrong. Positively annoying.
I have a dog but unfortunately this dog has had some bad childhood memories and hasn’t survived therapy – it is afraid of cats. But I think it has something to do with a dominant male cat vs. a small female dog.
I’m just not too happy that the cats are having a standoff vying for territorial rights in MY house. Dogs don’t do such things. That’s why I hate cats.
So tonight, the cats decide to take it INSIDE my house. In fact, right outside my bedroom door. I was looking for a sub-machine gun or a baseball bat, but the only thing I could get my hands on was a half-empty bottle of water. I was too tired to throw the thing, and they ran off before I could do anything.
I spent the next few minutes back in bed plotting my next attack… how to throw the bottle, how to trap a cat…
I don’t know how they got in the house in the first place. Sigh.